Welcome to $Coomer
The coin nobody asked for, but everybody deserves.
Just $Coomer It.
SMART CONTRACT:
0x557aAeB5259C2B03D64a5bd357579bCAd0a2aC0d
About $Coomer
$Coomer is not about value. It’s about VIBES. It represents a piece of each of us—the side we try to hide behind our screens. We’re here for a long time, and a fun time.
Are you $Coomer?
Absolutely yes… if you spend 10+ hours a day online, your best friend is the refresh button, you secretly enjoy solitude, and you buy tissues on a weekly basis. $Coomer is the mirror of internet culture—funny, exaggerated, and painfully relatable. It’s not about shame, it’s about laughing at ourselves and celebrating the shared chaos of being extremely online.
General Info
10000+
Hours Spent "Researching" on Twitter
99.90
Portfolio in Meme Coins
0
Successful Relationship
4.20
Dollars Left for Groceries This Month
$Coomer STATS
16h/day
Average Time Online
9999
Protein Powder Consumed
∞
Incognito Browsing History
+420%
Biceps Growth
Why $Coomer?
- Because gold is overrated, memes are forever.
- Because financial advice is for nerds.
- Because community > utility.
- Because we said so.
- Because 💦.